onemanversustheworld:

I can haz sexy car?

ncpanthersgurl:

Aww how adorable. :3

I gave that bitch heads, bitches love heads

even-if-she-falls:

exhaledoom:

one time at school a couple years ago, there was some play called ‘the cats meow’ or whatever and they had like a “sex scene” in it and the guy was wearing white shorts and he had a boner when he was standing up and he still had to act in front of everyone while he had it 

That was my best friend.

He’s reading this right now.

PS. He didn’t have a boner, just is hung like an elephant.

FOR JUSTICE 

standing-like-statues:

• Champions that I main:
• AP Carries: Lux, Annie,
• Tanks: Alistar, Dr. Mundo, Malphite
• Supports: Janna, Lux, Nidalee, Sona, Soraka
• AD Carries: Twitch, Caitlyn
• Junglers: lololno
• My ELO is like 1150 ish, but im losing a game right now so probs lower, fucking leavers.
• It would be nice if someone about my ELO would like to play with me :)
• Server: North America, Central Time Zone
• IGN: Freecows

I’ll duo queue

my champs:

AP: Veigar

AD: Veigar

Support: Veigar

Tank: Veigar

Junglers: Fiddlesticks and Veigar

IGN: Phreak

dashijador:

FUCK FUCK FUCK

1. Supports can’t support you when you don’t farm, dc, and feed Caitlyn. Don’t say “support sucked ass” at end game because you are going 2/8 and are two levels under every member of their team.

2. Don’t go AFK as a jungler because someone went Akali and you hate Akali. You need…

mementojay:

like you’re laning vs another person right and like every time you harass and kill them it’s like when you tease a girl and make them fall for you and shit. and then when you take a tower it’s like the milestones of a relationship, like first kiss, fooling around, asking her out…

omgleagueoflegends:

Pretty Much